Drop the corporate camouflage.
Upload your resume PDF or bring your LinkedIn URL. Get three pointed roast lines that call out tired buzzwords, vague achievements, and formatting friction.
The Roast & Boost • AI resume reviewer
Your resume needs
a reality check.
Get a brutally funny AI roast of your resume or LinkedIn profile—then turn the criticism into a sharper, job-ready story.
Free roast. AI score. One critical fix.
A taste of the roast • illustrative example
“‘Results-driven’ is doing a lot of work for a resume with no results.”
The boost: replace the buzzword with an outcome you can prove.
Harsh on the copy.
Not on your potential.
01 / Critique the resume, not the person02 / Every roast has a next step03 / No promises of a job offer
From ouch to opportunity
The joke is the hook.
The fix is the point.
For grads, career switchers, and professionals who know they have more to offer than “excellent communication skills.”
The upgrade, in miniature
“Responsible for managing projects.”
Name the project. Show the outcome. Add the evidence.
Better writing, not invented achievements. Keep every claim true to your experience.
Find the fix behind the joke.
Your AI score is a diagnostic, not a hiring verdict. Start with one critical fix so you know exactly what to improve first.
Turn the roast into a rewrite.
Move toward an ATS-friendly resume, a cover letter, and keywords tailored to the job description. Less filler. More evidence of what you actually did.
Want to own the joke? Share your Roast Card on LinkedIn, X, or Reddit. Keep personal details out of anything you post publicly.
Start with the roast
Free feedback. A clear next move.
The free experience includes your roast, score, and one critical fix. Review available upgrades below before you buy.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
On the product roadmap: a $14 one-time resume rebuild with cover letter and tailored keywords, plus a $29/month job-matching extension. These are planned offerings, not a promise of current availability. Recruiter batch screening is also planned.
Your next draft starts here
Take the hit.
Make the hiring case.
You bring the experience. We help you spot the words getting in its way.
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A little less ego. A lot less filler.